Smoothie Song - Nickel Creek
Possibly the best Non-Jazz instrumental of modern times
Chili Dog - James Taylor
This guy is amazing! And according to a friend of mine, this song is crude.. Go figure
Mother Popcorn - James Brown
Still don't know what he's talking about, because his lyrics are in some alien language. I figure it has something to do with popcorn, or else it wouldn't be in the title
Spill The Wine - War
Obviously the guy who wrote this one never had to clean up red wine.. What a pain!! Which brings us to..
Red Red Wine - UB40
This song was originally performed by Neil Diamond, but the less said about that the better.
Popsicle Toes - Michael Franks
Talk about double entendre, sheesh!
And since we've got that out of the way, here's the ROTP (Recipe of the post)
1/2 cup Demerara sugar
Cook bacon in 2 batches in a 12-inch heavy skillet over moderate heat, turning over once, until bacon is lightly browned on edges but still flexible, 5 to 6 minutes total per batch. Transfer bacon as cooked to paper towels to drain.
Pour off fat from skillet and arrange bacon in skillet in 1 layer. Sprinkle Demerara sugar over bacon and cook over low heat, turning occasionally with tongs, until sugar is dissolved, caramelized (sugar melts very slowly and burns easily; reduce heat if necessary after sugar begins to caramelize), and coats bacon, 8 to 10 minutes. (Bacon will be dark and look lacquered.) Transfer bacon with tongs to brown paper to cool.